That’s what all your friends will be asking when you wear our stylish and sassy Meat Before Noon Then Ham In Afternoon T-Shirt. As for us, we’re not telling, but we assure you that this trendy and hip design, featuring beloved Kitchen Kabaret character HAMM, will cause your social life to flourish and your kingdom to prosper. The perfect apparel for the one who has it all. Must be nice!

Featuring a ribbed knit collar, side seams, and double-needle hems, it is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. *AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Crew neck

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

That’s what all your friends will be asking when you wear our stylish and sassy Meat Before Noon Then Ham In Afternoon T-Shirt. As for us, we’re not telling, but we assure you that this trendy and hip design, featuring beloved Kitchen Kabaret character HAMM, will cause your social life to flourish and your kingdom to prosper. The perfect apparel for the one who has it all. Must be nice!

The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.

.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable T and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It’s the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily’s Madness.

Featuring a ribbed knit collar, side seams, and double-needle hems, and is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

*AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Regular fit

.: Crew neck

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable T and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It’s the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily’s Madness.

This tee is 100% cotton; heather colors and sports grey include polyester. Shoulders have twill tape for improved durability; there are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Take flight for the future with this colorful and dynamic tribute to the classic theme park attraction Horizons. 

*AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Crew neck

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Take flight for the future with this colorful and dynamic tribute to the classic theme park attraction Horizons. 

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 3604, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Take flight for the future with this colorful and dynamic tribute to the classic theme park attraction Horizons. 

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)).
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

This comfy, contoured 100% cotton tee offers a semi-fitted silhouette and is pre-shrunk. It features cap sleeves and a taped neck and shoulders.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Everyone will HONK when they see you coming in this snazzy and sporty Progress City t-shirt. Perfect for bicentennial picnics, waiting in lines for gas, and inhaling secondhand smoke. Pair with an ironic trucker hat for maximum look. Just watch out for stagflation! Honk!

This  soft, 100% cotton tee ensures solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. Shoulders feature twill tape for improved durability. No side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)).
.: Classic fit with the crew neckline.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)).
.: Classic fit with the crew neckline.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean