Shop – The Progress City Centorium

“Meat Before Noon Then Ham In Afternoon” Women’s Maple Tee

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 03:32:52 +0000

What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

That’s what all your friends will be asking when you wear our stylish and sassy Meat Before Noon Then Ham In Afternoon T-Shirt. As for us, we’re not telling, but we assure you that this trendy and hip design, featuring beloved Kitchen Kabaret character HAMM, will cause your social life to flourish and your kingdom to prosper. The perfect apparel for the one who has it all. Must be nice!

Featuring a ribbed knit collar, side seams, and double-needle hems, it is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. *AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Crew neck

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.52	18.90	19.88	20.87	21.85	22.83	23.82
Length, in	25.00	25.39	25.79	26.18	26.57	26.97	27.36

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

“Meat Before Noon Then Ham In Afternoon” Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 14 Nov 2025 03:27:03 +0000

What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape.

.: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Sewn-in label

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Women’s Maple Tee

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 01:53:34 +0000

“Only the Disney people could have done it!”

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable T and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It’s the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily’s Madness.

Featuring a ribbed knit collar, side seams, and double-needle hems, and is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.52	18.90	19.88	20.87	21.85	22.83	23.82
Length, in	25.00	25.39	25.79	26.18	26.57	26.97	27.36

*AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Regular fit

.: Crew neck

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 01:25:36 +0000

"Only the Disney people could have done it!"

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable sweatshirt and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It's the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily's Madness.

Stay cozy in style with the Gildan® SF000 unisex sweatshirt. Crafted from a blend of 80% ring spun cotton and 20% polyester, with a brushed interior and 100% ring spun cotton face, it offers unmatched comfort and durability. Featuring a dropped shoulder design for a relaxed fit, this sweatshirt is not only stylish but also eco-conscious. Partnering with Better Cotton to enhance cotton farming worldwide, and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, you can feel good and look even better.

.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))

.: Classic fit

.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan SF000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 00:48:44 +0000

“Only the Disney people could have done it!”

This tee is 100% cotton; heather colors and sports grey include polyester. Shoulders have twill tape for improved durability; there are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Brava Centauri Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz)

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 07:28:51 +0000

Make sure the artificial gravity is on and enjoy your favorite hot beverage from this sleek mug that pays tribute to the classic EPCOT attraction Horizons.

.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Lead and BPA-free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Progress City U.S.A. Classic Logo Die-Cut Stickers

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 06:26:32 +0000

Let everyone know you’re a citizen of Progress City, U.S.A. with this attractive sticker! Laptop? That’s a sticker. Guitar case? That’s a sticker. Foreheads of your children? That’s a sticker. Sticker!

.: Water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Progress City U.S.A. Classic Logo Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz)

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 03:09:34 +0000

Why mess with the classics? If you’re feeling that vintage Progress City U.S.A. vibe, this is the mug for you. Spin it back to 2008 and let’s talk about Dick Nunis’s tiny pants!

.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Lead and BPA-free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

“Honk If You ❤️ Progress” Die-Cut Stickers

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 01:08:21 +0000

Stick them here! Stick them there! Stick them everywhere! COVER THE EARTH IN THE HONK OF PROGRESS!

.: Water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

“Honk If You ❤️ Progress” Bumper Stickers

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 00:38:18 +0000

Look, I’m not saying you should put it on your car. But you should totally put it on your car. Or your boss’s car. Or maybe your laptop. Or just random things around the neighborhood. Point is, HONK.

.: Premium water-resistant vinyl
.: Waterproof sticky adhesive
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.