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“It’s Always HAMM O’Clock Somewhere” Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:56:31 +0000

Everybody’s working for the weekend, they say. But we know the truth – the coolest of us are just biding our time until it’s Hamm O’Clock™! Well there’s good news for all us clock-watchers and cubicle dwellers out there – it’s a known scientific fact that it’s always Hamm O’Clock™ somewhere! Yes, celebrate the laid-back Hamm lifestyle with this range of stylish hamware sure to whisk you away to distant beaches where the savory smell of ham drifts in on the lilting ocean breezes. Prepare to glaze – it’s Hamm O’Clock™ somewhere!

Solid colors are 100% cotton, while heathers and sport grey use polyester blends for added durability. Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape, there are no side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent curling.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Disclaimer:
– Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
– Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

“It’s Always HAMM O’Clock Somewhere” Women’s Midweight Cotton Tee

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:54:34 +0000

This comfy, contoured 100% cotton tee offers a semi-fitted silhouette and is pre-shrunk to ensure it stays a staple for longer. It features cap sleeves and a taped neck and shoulders.

Disclaimer:
– Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.00	19.00	21.00	23.00	25.00	27.00
Length, in	25.50	26.00	27.00	28.00	28.50	29.00

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Semi-fitted
.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000L, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

“It’s Always HAMM O’Clock Somewhere” Unisex Cotton Ringer T-Shirt

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 03 Apr 2026 23:53:45 +0000

These custom ringer t-shirts are made with 100% ring-spun cotton; each tee comes with a contrasting 1×1 baby rib binding on the collar and sleeves.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.50	19.00	20.50	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 3604, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Women’s Maple Tee

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 01:53:34 +0000

“Only the Disney people could have done it!”

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable T and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It’s the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily’s Madness.

Featuring a ribbed knit collar, side seams, and double-needle hems, and is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	17.52	18.90	19.88	20.87	21.85	22.83	23.82
Length, in	25.00	25.39	25.79	26.18	26.57	26.97	27.36

*AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand.

.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))

.: Regular fit

.: Crew neck

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: AS Colour 4001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 01:25:36 +0000

"Only the Disney people could have done it!"

Are you jonesing for exotic cuts of meat? For a Lite Bite? For some Chummery fun? Then slip on this comfortable sweatshirt and be transported back to 1975 and the Lake Buena Vista Shopping Village. Just like we visited in episode 75 of the Progress City Radio Hour! It's the type of high fashion you might have expected to find at Miss Merrily's Madness.

Stay cozy in style with the Gildan® SF000 unisex sweatshirt. Crafted from a blend of 80% ring spun cotton and 20% polyester, with a brushed interior and 100% ring spun cotton face, it offers unmatched comfort and durability. Featuring a dropped shoulder design for a relaxed fit, this sweatshirt is not only stylish but also eco-conscious. Partnering with Better Cotton to enhance cotton farming worldwide, and made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, you can feel good and look even better.

.: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content varies for different colors)

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²))

.: Classic fit

.: Tear-away label

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan SF000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Lake Buena Vista “Cedar Shingled Shops” Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

MiklCraw4d — Wed, 13 Aug 2025 00:48:44 +0000

“Only the Disney people could have done it!”

This tee is 100% cotton; heather colors and sports grey include polyester. Shoulders have twill tape for improved durability; there are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

.: Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Brava Centauri Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz)

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 07:28:51 +0000

Make sure the artificial gravity is on and enjoy your favorite hot beverage from this sleek mug that pays tribute to the classic EPCOT attraction Horizons.

.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: Choose from multiple interior and handle colors
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Lead and BPA-free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Progress City U.S.A. Classic Logo Die-Cut Stickers

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 06:26:32 +0000

Let everyone know you’re a citizen of Progress City, U.S.A. with this attractive sticker! Laptop? That’s a sticker. Guitar case? That’s a sticker. Foreheads of your children? That’s a sticker. Sticker!

.: Water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

Progress City U.S.A. Classic Logo Coffee Mug (11oz, 15oz)

MiklCraw4d — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 03:09:34 +0000

Why mess with the classics? If you’re feeling that vintage Progress City U.S.A. vibe, this is the mug for you. Spin it back to 2008 and let’s talk about Dick Nunis’s tiny pants!

.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped handle
.: Glossy finish
.: Lead and BPA-free

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

“Honk If You ❤️ Progress” Die-Cut Stickers

MiklCraw4d — Fri, 25 Apr 2025 01:08:21 +0000

Stick them here! Stick them there! Stick them everywhere! COVER THE EARTH IN THE HONK OF PROGRESS!

.: Water-resistant vinyl
.: Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
.: Easy peel backing
.: Matte finish

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.